*Insert Mediocre title*

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

vinebox:

Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you

vastderp-placeholder:

rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

oomshi:

j6:

if you think about it, penises are the true fountain of youth

delete this

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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constantcuddles:

rats-oncrackattack:

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.


Help.

Free her

parkingstrange:

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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that feeling of satisfaction when you dodge all the bullets flying at you in the middle of an empty field

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petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB